oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
OMFG IT LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE LITTLE BUTTERFLIES ON HIM OMG LOOK HOW CUTE HE’S SMILING AW
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
My breakfast of champions! Today I am having a hard boiled egg on a toasted whole wheat English muffin stuffed with tomato slices, spinach and a slice of white American cheese. I also cut up a whole orange and four whole strawberries. I’m also drinking a cup of grape punch from minute maid :) so fullll
Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea.
In hard scientific terms, they’re small swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
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